Friday, December 1, 2017

December Witch Hunt

Saturnday, December 2nd witch hunt.
We are looking in to the creek where Eileen Tteacle was pulled under just a few inches of water by a ghostly hand in 1825.  Witnessed by 11 citizens.  Her body was never found.  We are looking to find evidence of a Kappa.

Sunday, November 26, 2017

Kappa

The Kappa has the face of a monkey with the beak of a turtle and a plate-shaped depression in the top of his head. He has green skin like a frog and a turtle shell on his back. His arms and legs are able to stretch out really long and his hands and feet are webbed like a frog. 

Kappas usually play pranks such as delivering loud, smelly farts and peeking up women’s dresses. However, they have also been known to commit horrible crimes like kidnapping small children and killing people and eating their internal organs.
The Kappa will lurk underwater in rivers and streams, waiting for its victims. In olden days in Japan, people would go squat by the side of a river and go to the toilet. The Kappa would swim underneath you, until it could see your big bare butt hanging over the side of the bank. Then it attacks when you least suspect it.
Kappa
Sometimes the Kappa grabs your butt and drags you into the water, holding you under the surface until you drown. At other times, the Kappa sticks his elongated arm up your butt, up through your insides and grabs hold of your tongue. Then the Kappa pulls your tongue out through your butt, turning your body inside-out. Finally, as you flop around on the ground, with your skin on the inside and your guts on the outside, the Kappa takes out your liver and eats it whole. 
Nowadays, since people go to the toilet indoors, the Kappa lurks in sewers and bathroom pipes. He sticks his arm up into your toilet, waiting for you to come along and sit down on the bowl. So if you’re ever sitting on the toilet and you feel something moving underneath you, jump up as fast as you can. You may just avoid being turned inside-out by a Kappa.

Saturday, November 4, 2017

We are not alone


Leap forwards in engineering and intelligence happen at the same time at opposite side of the world:
Egypt - Mayans
ancient-sites-built-by-aliens

Last night’s witch hunt


The day after the exciting full moon can feel like a hangover, though a Mercury change will be a revitalizing cosmic tonic. Initially, Mercury boinging through energetic Sagittarius may feel like a pogo stick for the emotions. What goes up must come down -- but it's accompanied by sound and movement so silly it can only be considered play. 
https://www.youtube.com/watch