Saturday, August 27, 2016
Friday, August 19, 2016
Tuesday, August 16, 2016
Wednesday, August 10, 2016
Phone zombies blocking isles in stores
Phone zombies walking into your right rear quarter panel in crosswalks and elsewhere
Phone zombies driving half the posted speed
Stopping 5 car lengths behind
And then not going on green
Slowing US productivity
Don't be silent
Do as I do
Get their window down
Yell, "Put down the phone!"
Around here they talking to those that did not get asylum yet
Tell them, "Do the right thing, go back to your sorry-ass country and fix things there. Don't stay here and slow us down.
Either way, PUT THE PHONE DOWN!"